is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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