Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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