I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Sext me about skeletons
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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