My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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