There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
