Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
