I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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