omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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