Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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