make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
