i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Never joke about your clitoris.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
