My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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