so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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