He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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