Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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