Nicole vs. Life
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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