I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
