I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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