this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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