So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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