My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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