I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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