I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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