You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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