lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Randomize
