i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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