You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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