I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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