last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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