Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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