So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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