I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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