well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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