didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This house was built for laser tag.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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