Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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