I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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