let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So much rum. So many feels.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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