So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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