their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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