He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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