Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
there is puke in my bra ... again
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