He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Oh god it's open bar.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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