I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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