i jhust puked up my retainher.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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