we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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