Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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