I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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