We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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