East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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