note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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