My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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