So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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