can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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