So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
