Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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